Just The Way You Are | Bruno Mars | Music Video | MTV
(Chick from Tokyo Drift is in here. ye boy! lol)
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Again…not worth it)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(You could hit someone from far away)
A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(Creepy. I’m still not over the pig.)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It’s like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes… lucky pig… can you imagine??)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life… quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing….)
A cat’s urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
I find it hard to take life seriously when I’m already having fun living the life I have now.
Just shut up and smile.
"The first duty of love is to listen."
— Paul Tillich
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around."
— Leo Buscaglia
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Chocolate… Did you say CHOCOLATE?! CHOCOLATE?!?! CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
